Unlike 49ers kicker David Akers, you can't miss with this simple recipe, consisting of thick-sliced white bread, butter, milk, sliced cheese, sausage, and a box of mac & cheese.
If they don't, then you'll just have to break the uncased meat from one large sausage into bite-sized pieces, then put it in a hot pan until it does like Cleveland and browns.
Set the cooked sausage aside and cook the macaroni in salted water like you have since you were 16. If you never cooked mac & cheese, just follow the directions on the box, then weep for yourself.
Chef Chowdhury says one box of mac & cheese and one sausage will make at least four sandwiches, and, judging from the grub at Cantinetta, dude knows what he's talking about.