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You should be ashamed, Sam, it's not even dark yet. But maybe Queensboro Plaza has some other box...
Perfect, and this sushi place won't smell nearly as fishy! Let's head in...
Well, they're either really clean or foot fetishists (hopefully both!). But where has Sam put his balls?
Oh, that's where they are! Time to grab a tuna ball and head on to Woodside.
Sam is like the Goldilocks of Irish pubs: this one's too big...
...and this one's too small...
...but this one's juuuust right. Or it would be if only there were an old Irish owner...
Check! But all these car bombs are making Sam tired. Time to relax...
Just chillin' with my underwater horse thing. Unfortunately, it's about time to head to Junction Blvd...
Easy bro, this isn't a JackThreads shoot. Why don't you grab a taco?
One dollar tacos taste better if you eat them in one bite. Now what's a taco-parched man to do?
Savor the flavor of Sabor, of course! What's to drink?
Well now that Sam's slaked, there's only one thing left to do...
Head to the game! Hey, Sam may be the only person to celebrate here this year.
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