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College Counselorz (now closed)

From a couple U of F grads tired of getting post-college Heismans from college chicks on spring break, CollegeCourselorz is an iPhone app that helps olderish men bond with breakers by providing all the info you need to pretend you go to their school. The app covertly serves up all kinds of juicy deets, letting you slyly joke about which sororities suck, which pizza rocks, and which stairway in the library is the best place to get stoned. Unfortunately, the app does precious little to solve your other hindrance to picking up chicks, flowing, silvery ear hair.

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