NYC's wild experiments with comfort food are generally welcome additions to your arsenal of new-ways-to-get-fat-and-die, but sometimes you find yourself craving more tastefully restrained culinary innovation. Enter Bon Bon Chicken, officially opening for business right now.

BBC's a Tribeca delivery/takeout joint with a singular mission: Asian-inspired fried chicken -- specifically wings, drumsticks, and strips -- carved from high quality, free-range birds. Your fowl comes in two styles: the red-chili Spicy (just hot enough to make you feel like a man) and the soy-garlic-based Mild (tastes so candy-delicious you'll forget you're being a coward). The flavors are infused deeply into the slightly crispy exterior, so instead of returning to work with a sauce-and-drool goatee, you'll be styling solely with drool.

BBC's portions are cooked fresh to order and come in 8, 14, or 20 pieces, or you can have one- or two-hundred pieces catered -- then greedily devour the whole tray, terrifying your officemates as you court fatness and death before their very eyes.


Bon Bon'll deliver to your Downtown bank, or even your Downtown not-bank. Check out the menu here.