Laugh: All About Walken
Mon, Mar 12 at the Paul Gleason Theater: 6520 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood; MySpace.com/AllAboutWalken
Monday's the final night to see this all-Christopher Walken comedy show, which features a troupe of male and female impersonators taking on "More Cowbell", the video for "Thriller", and, naturally, "The Wizard of Oz". Get your tickets now, then "follow. theYellowbrick. Ro-ad?"

Eat: The Izaka-Ya by Katsu-ya
8420 W 3rd St, Mid-Wilshire; 323.782.9536
Embrace Katsu-Ya's king crab handroll fame at their newest, slightly less expensive outlet. It'll still undoubtedly draw the same sceney crowd, but as That '70s Show's residuals slowly dry up, you can eagerly await the day when Danny Masterson'll be parking your car.

Go: Rock Paper Scissors Rumble 5
Mar 24 at the Explx: 1822 Sunset Blvd, #5, Echo Park PartyScammers.com
Registration's open for this year's ultra-competitive ro-sham-rumble. Superhero-esque costumes are encouraged, but to gain psychological advantage your best bet's to dress as the feared super-villain: Makes-Geeks-Cry-Man.
Check out some video of previous RPS rumbles here

Watch: The Los Angeles Grindhouse Festival 2007
Through May 1 at the New Beverly: 7165 Beverly Blvd, Beverly Hills; 323.938.4038; MySpace.com/GrindHouse
Quentin Tarantino knows your love of sex and violence, so it's only natural he should curate this year's Grindhouse gore festival. Screenings include forgotten kitsch classics like Chinese Hercules, a Sino-Grecian favorite gory enough to make you feel like someone just got Ming on your ass.

Buy: Dirty Dishes
Exclusively at Colcha: 1356 Abbot Kinney Blvd, Venice
ColchaHome.com
Though usually the procurement of fine table settings is an issue you wouldn't tackle 'til forced to plan your wedding, this half-naked set should ensure that bleak event never comes to pass.