Eat: Murano
9010 Melrose Ave, West Hollywood; 310.246.9118
New from one of the chefs behind both Patina and Eat on Sunset, Murano plates up French-talian goodness in a dining room that's South-Beach-white. Though it's mostly a dinner date spot, their Sunday brunch is also no slouch: a free mimosa for every guest'll put you towards being as poached as your eggs.
Make a reservation here

Car Gear: GG Bailey Monogrammed Car Mats
Pimp your floor with a monogrammed mat from GG Bailey, official mat-makers of "Pimp My Ride". Between the carpet, edging, and heel pad options, there're 200,000 different ways to to say "I can't afford cool 22s".
Check 'em out here

Eat: Bacon Caramel Ice Cream
Sat, May 12 at Scoops: 712 N Heliotrope Ave, Koreatown; 323.906.2649
Mint-chip is for cowards: each day Scoops makes different, bizarre flavors, including Pea & Tahini, Foie Gras, and, this Saturday, bacon caramel. Finally, there's a bacon that's less healthy than bacon.
Check out their crazy flavors suggestion board

Go: Lucha VaVoom Quinceanera
June 26-28 at the Mayan Theater: 1038 S Hill St, Downtown
Tickets for the next Lucha VaVoom are on sale now, giving you access to a world of costumed freaks, ta-ta-shaking ladies, and wrestling midgets -- good for you, bad for Willow.
Check out the website

Buy: Attus: Apparel
If you're tired of the petting zoo of collared-shirt logos, check out the brand-new brand Attus' selection of cotton pique polos. They tend to run snug, but even if you buy too small people are more likely to notice your subtly embroidered toilet than the shrink-wrapped man-boob beneath it.
Check 'em out and order 'em here

Call: Your Mom
Sun, May 13
We've got her number, but you knew that already.