Gear: Drifter Azul Polo
$73 at DrifterOnline.com
Imagine an adorable logo gone feral and medieval, devouring most of the back of the shirt -- kind of like Finely Stitched Polos Gone Wild, except none of the logos experiment with lesbianism while giggling.

Gear: Hurley Advantage Boardshorts
$75; find etailers at Hurley.com
These lightweight boardshorts employ the same super-stretchy polymer used for Olympic swimmers' banana-slings (but 400X as much of it).

Gear: Backpack Hammock
$100 at Shopping.Discovery.com
Hit the old dusty trail or deserted highway with this 22lb portable mesh swinger slung on your back; once set up, its 8ft of airy sloth can transform you instantly from ruggedly active to blissfully comatose.

Gear: Ikepod Watches
See the line at Ikepod.com
Top-flight materials, precision movement, and nose-thumbing exclusivity made Marc Newson's designs collector's items in the 80s, but now he's taking limited-edition to a cosmic high. Email them and ask them for a glimpse of their "Black Hole" -- a creation whose dazzling design will distract you as unknown amounts of money are sucked from your wallet at light-speed.

Culture: Vagina Coloring Book
$15 from BigBookAltPress.com
Break out the Crayolas and celebrate the rich pageant of vaginal diversity: some are shaved, some are pierced, and some will force you to squeamishly fall back on your trusty "charcoal gray" crayon.