Thrillist Nation
Emailed in a LIST on: Thursday August 30, 2007The List
Services: BidBurglar
BB automatically monitors your eBay auctions and snipes the highest bid at the last possible second, causing competitors to scream and swear bloody vengeance -- until they realize the lot you beat them to was the Internet's last crate of pistols.
Gear: Gearshift Cufflinks
Express your love for the open road with these elegant rhodium-plated (a cousin of platinum) links patterned with a 5-speed shifter design. No one will ever again confuse you for one of those just-drop-it-in-"D" losers...or a guy who can afford solid rhodium.
Sale: Lids MLB Cap Sale
Snag four authentic MLB hats (originally $30 a pop) for $35 total, a perfect opportunity for forward-looking HGH devotees to pick up Giants caps in incrementally increasing sizes.
Food: Jack Daniel's Fudge
It's not like you're drunk on fudge -- you are drunk on fudge. Place a tin of these individually wrapped choco-whiskeys on your desk and you'll be the most popular guy in the office, assuming you can find a way to get Johnson fired -- him and his damned Popov Pound Cake.
Buy this fudge right here, or you will hate yourself even more than if you ate a whole tin of fudge.
Services: Meet-An-Inmate.com
MAIM's like someone baked a cake, stashed a shiv of Web 2.0 in it, and smuggled it into America's jails. Most of the sentenced sirens (and sires) just want pen pals, but send enough heartfelt letters/heartfelt Pall Malls, and you might find true love is only a bulletproof pane of glass away.
