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THRILLIST New York
The List
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Executioner's Vlog: Terry's Chop Shop
As the Quebecois deliver fresh pines to the City and with them the merry stench of Christmas, a man reflects on the true hero of the season: the mighty axe.
An axe can split anything. For proof, visit TerrysChopShop.blogspot.com
 Eat: Rheon Cafe
189 Spring St, near Thompson 212.966.7040
Serving up bistro grub like grilled portabello and roast duck sandwiches on homemade bread, this cafe doubles as the showroom for Rheon, a Japanese kitchen supply company "speaking the universal language of delicious food and a smile" -- because nothing dimples the cheeks like the WN550 Multi-Head Encruster.
Check out the menu
 Gear: Custom Shirts Sale
Thru Sat at 174 5th Ave #301, at 22nd; 212.620.4512
Up to 60% off pre-stocked premium cotton button-downs, plus 10% off custom shirts, which are tailored to your "unique physique", a breezily assonant euphemism for your heinous fatness.
More info at Cego.com
 Eat: EatStreetMeat.com
Drill down by hood, price, or food type, and this user-curated directory'll return a G-map of matching street vendors -- corner-bound men who once dreamed their establishments' wheels would bring them a life of rolling through the streets singing ebullient songs about nitrates.
Find grub with EatStreetMeat.com
 Gear: Boxers Sale
Thru Dec 15 at Orange-NYC.com
Half off Orange NYC's 100% pima cotton boxers, available in everything from slate gray to pink, and constructed with a "seamless ass" (the final step in your lifelong march from childhood trap-door PJs).
Buy online at Orange-NYC.com
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