Chickipedia

Wikipedia's fine for areas like the endocrine system and continuum mechanics, but is useless when tackling the most complex discipline: Women. Get crowd-sourced info on the sex fairer than thou, with Chickipedia.

Chickipedia just pre-launched today with 900+ pre-written profiles on actresses, models, pop stars, and comely athletes, penned by a crack team of experts-de-femme -- men you know know women, because they work for a reference manual. Users can augment/edit entries, which include photos, videos, info (hookups, assets, vices, measurements, etc), a "Life Story", and a headline quote, which might concern career (Marisa Miller: "Modeling can be dangerous"), race (Jessica Alba: "I ain't no Mexican"), even epidemiology (Jeri Ryan: "I could do without the Bubonic Plague"). Meanwhile, "The Buzz" section aggregates relevant blog posts -- so you can validate your own slobbering horniness when you discover that Perez Hilton also thinks Lindsey Lohan's still hot.

To wander aimlessly, the 'pedia offers a "Random Chick" button; alternately, a "Similar Chicks" link under "Measurements" aids boob-/waist-/hip-size-specific searching. The comparisons aren't always accurate (tiny Tara Reid's "similar" to the towering Gabrielle Union) but they do settle one complex issue: for better or worse, there's no one quite like Britney Spears.

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