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Gear: I Love Waterloo

Waterloo tees provide something fresh in the band-/movie-homage arena, like a Labyrinth'd Bowie, a Clockwork Orange affair with four silhouetted ultraviolencers, and a Zeppelin shirt featuring a new take on the bloated zeppelin drawing...oh wait, that's Robert Plant.

Services: Government Liquidation Auctions

Wrangle great deals on over 500 commodity categories, everything from printers, to barges, to turbine engine components -- coincidentally the final three items you need to complete your speed-barge that can print things.

Memories: Check Out My Cards

Browse/buy a galaxy of classic sports cards, from Danny Tartabull to Fernando Valenzuela. Best approach: pick a sport, then a decade, and finally uncover how much that treasured Bo Jackson rookie card you "could retire on" is worth these days ($2.00 -- Bo don't know appreciation).

Gear: Belt Buckle Knife

This just-under-2.5" stainless steel blade (longest the ATF allows for buckle-knives) resides in the safest place of all: inches above your privates. Choose your design (e.g., biker, patriotic, fishing), slap it on, and you'll always feel safe -- until you encounter a guy with a much larger, regular knife. Or Kimbo Slice.

Services: I Buy Strays

I Buy Strays is probably a fake site committed to animal-welfare awareness, promising cold hard cash for played-out pets you'd otherwise turn out on the streets. Fake or not, the underlying message is one of hope: "Who can sell animals? You can!"

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