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THRILLIST Nation
The List
Gear: Neil Barrett Silver Brogues Rock this edgy Milan-based designer's pattern-stitched beauties to work, and the only person who'll out-clout you in meetings'll be gold-spiked sprinter Michael Johnson, who smokes you at company field day, too. Man, that guy owns you. Pick up a pair at Yoox.com Services: Crgslst This dynamically coded front end to Craigslist's database lets you quickly scour posts from across the country without navigating to each unique city page, the perfect aid for the man whose apartment is so wretched, he'll take a nicer pad...anywhere. Search your heart out at Crgslst.com
Covert Drinks: Barnoculars Unscrew the eyepieces to get at 8oz o' poison per side of binocs so realistic looking, no one will think you're sauced, though they will suspect you're watching your neighbors screw. Get the Barnoculars at After5Catalog.com
Gear: Design-Your-Own Sleeping Bag Pop in a minimum expected temp, then use this sac-maker's slick interface to navigate 17 customization areas, including inner and outer fabric/color, stuff pattern (more down on top/bottom/foot), bag width and length, and whether you want "draft tubes" -- which will disappoint camping pals when they fail to spout an endless stream of Coors Gold. Start creating at PHDDesigns.co.uk
Services: Slut-O-Meter Enter any person, place, or thing, and this site'll use a formula that weighs "safe" Google results against "unsafe" ones to yield the subject's slut coefficient. Britney Spears comes in at 54%, while "High-School" is 84% -- proving that despite what the media tells you, that little hooker's come a long way. Get scientific validation of the names you call your ex at Slut-O-Meter.com
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