Atlanta

Party is 7pm Friday at STATS: 300 Marietta St NW, Downtown; 404.885.1472 cage fight at Center Stage: 1374 W Peachtree St NW, Midtown; 404.875.9364

Hit the Georgia debut of this racily violent MMA cage series, featuring Unit 2 fitness teacher/Iron Ring vet Dymond Jones vs. Marietta kickboxing instructor Clint Hester, plus showgirls performing intermission burlesque. The night before, STATS is throwing a free- admission/appetizers weigh-in bash with fighters and girls; use your fight ticket for comped admission to the after-party at Cheetah, or just flash the black eye you got from suggesting "Dymond" sounded like...someone who worked at Cheetah.

1-6pm Saturday, 1205 Metropolitan Ave, East Atlanta

Buy a $30 advance ticket, and get the run of 120+ craft beers from everywhere you'd want to visit this summer, including Belgium (Corsendonk Brown), Australia (Toohey's New White Stag), Cali (Lagunitas Torpedo Release), SC (Thomas Creek), and Colorado (Tommyknocker's Imperial Nut). Think of it as a rich and frothy model UN for people content to remain un-models.

This Birmingham outfit makes custom, full-printed stall- or tub-size curtains from any hi-res photo or digital image between two and seven megs. One caveat: they're picky about obscene, vulgar, or hateful images, so for something along those lines, you'll just have to mount a shower mirror.

1564 Holcomb Bridge Rd, Roswell; 770.643.8886

Blue's just unleashed a slew of weekly specials: $3 drafts (Yuengling, Sweetwater 420) and $5 cocktails on Monday; $1 nigiri & sashimi, $5 sake carafes, and $3 Japanese beers on Tuesdays; free apps from 5:30-7:30 on Thursday; and $3 Blue Moon drafts, $4 select wines, and live local jazz and blues on Friday. Wednesday is ladies night, as is Friday, if you're only in it for the free local jazz.

Thu- Sat at Pink Pony South: 4730 Frontage Rd, Forest Park; 404.361.5484

Hosted by 2008 winner Carmen Hart, the EDNC's a three-night, take-no-prisoners tournament featuring a global slate of competitors, from Valdosta's Daisy Duxe, to Poland's Angelica Wild, to Kazakhstan's Katarina Kat -- don't let the triple-K fool you, she actually serves the Grand Lizard.