Buy a $30 advance ticket, and get the run of 120+ craft beers from everywhere you'd want to visit this summer, including Belgium (Corsendonk Brown), Australia (Toohey's New White Stag), Cali (Lagunitas Torpedo Release), SC (Thomas Creek), and Colorado (Tommyknocker's Imperial Nut). Think of it as a rich and frothy model UN for people content to remain un-models.

VIP tix come with free Graveyard Tavern grub, plus eight additional beers; order online at Xorbia.com

This Birmingham outfit makes custom, full-printed stall- or tub-size curtains from any hi-res photo or digital image between two and seven megs. One caveat: they're picky about obscene, vulgar, or hateful images, so for something along those lines, you'll just have to mount a shower mirror.

Deck the stalls with custom curtains at PhotoShowerCurtain.com

Blue's just unleashed a slew of weekly specials: $3 drafts (Yuengling, Sweetwater 420) and $5 cocktails on Monday; $1 nigiri & sashimi, $5 sake carafes, and $3 Japanese beers on Tuesdays; free apps from 5:30-7:30 on Thursday; and $3 Blue Moon drafts, $4 select wines, and live local jazz and blues on Friday. Wednesday is ladies night, as is Friday, if you're only in it for the free local jazz.

See the menu at AquaBlueATL.com

Hosted by 2008 winner Carmen Hart, the EDNC's a three-night, take-no-prisoners tournament featuring a global slate of competitors, from Valdosta's Daisy Duxe, to Poland's Angelica Wild, to Kazakhstan's Katarina Kat -- don't let the triple-K fool you, she actually serves the Grand Lizard.

Starts at 8pm, tickets are $10 at the door; see other contestants at Showbars.com