Andrews Upstairs is dropping 50 tons of sand outside for a two-day beach fest with flip cup and beer pong, pizza from Sal's, BBQ from Engine 33 (an old fire engine restored into a kitchen on wheels), specialty drinks from Coconut Jack Rum and Sweet Carolina Sweet Tea Vodka, and 24oz beers for $4. There'll be a free shuttle to the Lenox Mall fireworks show on Sat, plus live music starting at 2pm with ATL rock bands Money $hott, and Drivin' N Cryin', which you'll be doing after asking your date to join you at the other band's afterparty.

Free admission Saturday before 2pm if you wear a P'tree Road Race t-shirt; get two-day tix at BuckheadFestival.com

The grape-crushing rapper's orderable-online 2006 Central Coast Chardonnay just somehow won a Silver Medal at the 2009 L.A. Wine and Spirits Competition, a victory Jon announced via Twitter, saying "FOR ALL YALL SUKKAS THAT WERE HATING ON MY WINE CHECK THIS OUT!! WE WINNING AWARDS TWITT!!! GET U SOME!", proving his refined manners and taste can endure even a stuck caps-lock.

Get the Central Coast Chardonnay delivered to you at LittleJonathanWinery.com

Featuring brick walls, antique French factory lamps, B&W photos of NY, and claiming the only genuine coal-burning oven in GA, Max's serves 1,000-degree-charred NY-style pies and slices, from build-your-owns to the Bianca (ricotta, mozzarella, parmesan, confit garlic, & fresh basil), all boasting housemade cheese and the NY-bred chef's family recipe sauce. There's also pasta, sandwiches, coal-oven-baked Lemon Pepper Parmesan Wings, and housemade gelato, plus a full booze selection, six reds and six whites, and taps like Sweetwater, Peroni, Terrapin, and Numbers Ale, which sadly is no excuse for accountants to get boozed up at lunch.

Get your crust charred at MaxsATL.com

Pay fashionable respects to His Jacko-ness with these made-to-order unisex memorial tees featuring "KING OF POP", a large "MJ", and "1958 - 2009" text, all filled in with images of a young, afro'd Mike, and Thriller album art, available in red, black, or white...it don't matter.

Get the man in the mirror to change his shirt, at MyTshirtLady.com