Frosty booze finds a cabin-esque Midtown home

There are certain factories that everyone wants to visit, like World Of Coca-Cola's Happiness Factory, or even the Chocolate Factory, as long as it's Willy Wonka's and not R. Kelly's. Opening one next week in which you'll definitely want to spend time, The Daiquiri Factory

The D Fac's bringing hooched-up icey bevs along with quick eats to the former Acapulco Grill, with a Margaritaville-esque look that includes an 80-seat wood-fenced patio and an interior of mirrored walls, wooden leaf-shaped ceiling fans, 11 flat screens, and a buck-a-game pool table, all from the owner of Frozen Paradise -- located in Savannah, it proves that hell actually can freeze over. The 10oz, 12oz or 16oz coconut-shell cup is yours to keep when you're finished with any of 15 slushy flavors like Sex on the Beach, pina colada, margarita, or hold-onto-your-butt 190-proof Golden Grain-based sips like "Purple Rain" grape, "Georgia Peach", and "Blue Mutha Shut Yo' Mouth" -- also what happens when you cross Shafty Smurf. Soak up that booze with snacks like southwest egg rolls or wings (honey BBQ, "Inferno"...), an 8oz Angus burger w/ house-fried chips, fried or grilled catfish & tilapia sammies, or steamed/fried oysters floating in garlic butter and Old Bay seasoning, not to be confused with eBay seasoning, which just tastes bidder

They've also got a shrimp, crab, sausage, corn & potato low country boil, plus snow crab legs you can get by the pound, or drop $19.99 for all-you-can-eat -- a deal you'd be hard-pressed to find at another popular visit: Burlington Goat Factory.