Even if not just a cool name, it may be the best last meal ever

Tempt fate with a 1500-calorie slice of this meaty monstrosity: basket-woven bacon laid on a cookie sheet, 2lbs Jimmy Dean sage sausage, and real bacon bits sprinkled on top. It's then rolled into a log, drizzled w/ maple syrup, rubbed w/ cayenne pepper, and baked before getting to you on a blackberry-jammed & toasted English muffin with melted cheddar and a poached egg, which they say is done so that "when you smush it, it explodes"; expect the same from your heart.