Fresh outta that paragon of cleanliness known as Douglasville, these handcrafted dude-soaps come in wood-smelling "Sesame Seed and Fir" (w/ rash-fighting fir oil & immune-system-promoting sesamin), unscented "Butt Naked" (said to calm eczema and other skin disorders), and deodorizing "Coffee-Mocha", purportedly laser-targeted at eliminating "fish, onion, and gasoline odors", making it the perfect choice for washing post-bachelor party, at which you went, um, fishing...on a motorboat filled with onions!

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