Atlanta

770.442.9169

This fully restored 1970 Lincoln Town Car stretch rents for a bargain-basement $75/hr (w/ two-hour minimum), and delivers an onslaught of pimpin' via neon green under-lighting, a fully-wrapped sparkly black Astroturf exterior, and "disco-rock bordello" interior theme, with black & gold velvet upholstery and an 18-microprocessor-controlled color-changing light show. Also inside: a plasma screen, a fuzz-covered telephone, and an onboard computer w/ 2,000 classic party songs, internet, and GPS -- which, given that it's in the back, clearly is itself lost.

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