Hit Killian's website, enter your bdate, and click on the lower-left Brewmaster Kit link for a free gift of four tasting glasses, a bottle opener, and a printed guide designed to help you "taste beers like the pros do". Your package'll arrive in 12 weeks, so enjoy your last days as an amateur just like Matt Leinart did -- with ballroom dancing!

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Purchase required in GA, or just use code P3W9L4T or M9N7K3K, at GeorgeKillians.com