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Natural Edge Asheville

There are certain things that define a man's character, like his job, his car, and his hardened, giant wood. Table. Wood table. Get a custom one, plus other serious furniture, from NaturalEdgeAsheville Slabs.

Operating out of Asheville, NC, NEA creates glorious, affordable, custom-designed wood furniture from natural slabs of walnut, maple, cherry, etc, including headboards, tables, shelves, and mantles, started by an ex-tennis pro/landlord breezily named Andy1000, who gets his materials from a nearby sawmill, and who touts his products as "conversation pieces" which have a "sensual, sexual element", and that "women will want to touch it" (shelf: 1, you: 0). To get some wood, shoot an email telling Andy what kind of piece you want, send a photo in the area you'll be furnishing, and he'll collaborate with you to determine look, functionality (coffee v. café table?), and your desired wood type; once you've decided, he'll then cut, sand, and finish things with polyurethane and oil, in lieu of harpoons and beheadings. There're also pre-made pieces for sale online, like a cherry headboard which slightly resembles a long potato chip in everything from single to king size; 3' tall, 18" wide vertical shelves of rich-grained golden locust with light edges; and tables like a 4 1/2-foot-long walnut and glass affair, made of distressed, lightning-struck maple with an open center and heavy-duty glass top, or the 2" thick, four-legged spalted & burled maple crotch table -- reminiscent of the Waffle House nickname you just can't shake.

Smaller jobs like headboards are normally finished in a week, while tables take about two. While all pieces're built to withstand plenty, everything's easily touched up if they get scuffed or watermarked; just get in touch with Mr. 1000 and he'll walk you through the process to sand it and refinish, actions you never thought you'd appreciate relating to your other wood.

You'll be telling ladies that you are the woodmaster, and it'll finally be true; get your slab started today at NaturalEdgeAsheville.com
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