Joe McGauley

While a slightly less lucrative/permanent terrible life decision than leasing space on your actual skin to the highest bidder, Beardvertising's a new venture from a… more

Significantly smaller than a Segway and (probably) less terrifying to ride than the Hovertrax, the EcoBoomer iGo's a… more

Keeping you looking fresh even when summer heat has you feeling less so, JackThreads' private label Goodale's just dropped their… more

Making dead gators almost as dangerous as their live brethren, Fangblades are a new collection of knives handcarved from solid… more

Because it's 2013 and you should be able to play the hottest videogames anywhere you damn please, the NVIDIA SHIELD's a slick handheld Xbox-esque gaming system that dropped… more

From the innovative brand whose first razor prototype was so groundbreaking it's now sitting in the MoMA, the Headblade ATX… more

Second only to those hilarious long-sleeve t-shirts that make it look like you're a disgustingly ripped cartoon man as the best… more

Offering a glimpse into the hooch habits of fiction's greatest characters, The Cocktail Chart of Film and Literature from the… more

Making home-building about as easy as putting together an IKEA bed frame (or possibly easier, depending on how many crucial… more

Sporting arcade buttons and an oversized digital display, and housed in what would pass for a napkin dispenser from SBTB's The… more

Giving you even more reasons to feel superior to anyone not using a Mac laptop, Uncover takes advantage of their entirely backlit… more

From a family of talented machinists spanning three generations, J. L. Lawson & Co. produces spectacularly beautiful brass and… more

Helping you transform any room into an altar to your favorite movie, wall decal gurus PIXERS' Cinematographics is a collection of… more

Does your collection of over-the-hill celebrity nude portraits feel like it's… more

A Swiss Army knife-esque device the TSA will only harass you for because they're super jealous for not having one of their own,… more

While playing Bejeweled Blitz on your iPad might be the only thing that keeps you going some days, the Earl's a new outrageously… more

Available in a hyper-limited run (only 25 are being made), Capital Eyewear's Redwood Sunglasses are the rarest shades they've ever produced, rocking frames crafted from pieces… more

Rocking a spectacularly unique exterior inspired by stealth jets and geometric blocks, Tessel Jetpacks are slick new shell-like… more

Sort of like a Segway without handlebars or an aura of contempt, the Hovertrax is a skateboard-sized auto-balancing "transporter"… more

Much like Chill Pucks keep cans of of brew nice and chilly for hours, The Chillsner's an icicle-esque gizmo that plugs into a… more

Helping you create a fully custom spirit without taking your bathtub out of… more

Helping you score a perfect-fitting pair of top-notch jeans without dropping a G at G*Star or even stepping foot in a store,… more