When your Cool Water runs dry, head to Jo Malone, the UK scent-ist whose library of 20 base scents can be custom-layered to create your own unique musk. As a non-chick, you'll be guided by a smell stylist toward the spicy, citrusy, and woody direction, eg, the basil/foresty "154" pairs well with "Grapefruit", and their "Pomegranate Noir" pairs with "Cacao & Blue Agave" -- a real changeup, considering your association between agave and waking up on someone's lawn stinking drunk.

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