Club Las Vegas

Hit the official grand opening of this two-floored, casino-themed nightspot, at which you can run craps, poker, blackjack, and roulette for a shot at house money and Southwest tickets, then head upstairs to dance as resident DJ Blendz mixes tunes with synced-up videos. Best of all: get VIP bottle service and they'll give you speedy, Goodfellas-esque entry via the private "Anonymous" elevator, which will go a long way to proving you're not just another hack.