AV Oontz + ballerinas = very yes

From a group that includes the club bro-moters behind Voyeur, this red-rope oonce-ery's outfitted with a crazy high-end sound system that belies its pseudo 17th-century interior (tufted leather banquettes, photos of "royalty" on the walls, massively windowed Champagne racks), w/ the whole thing even more lavished by the fact that instead of go-go girls they've got pseudo-gothy ballerinas, who'll probably only dance for you if you say Plié-se.