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Hugh Simms' Happy Hour Collection

Unlike Phil Simms' happy hour collection, which mainly just consists of him walking around Buffalo Wild Wings asking people if he can have the rest of their ultimate nachos in exchange for Mark Bavaro's cell number, pick up one of these three options from the renowned tiemaker, each of which's a not-too-flashy looking, semi-slim number that discreetly hides a metal bottle opener.

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