The NFL Draft Drinking Drinking Game So much drinking, it had to be written twice

Because watching your team continually trade down instead of drafting help for their pass rush is only palatable if you're totally blitzed yourself, the bandmates behind (sports)balls-rocking tribute outfit The Sports took a brief respite from recording triumphant paeans in order to devise an equally epic drinking game for the NFL Draft. Then they wrote a triumphant paean about it. Based on general situations that could happen any year, the game's got so many boozy triggers that "you’ll be drinking every five seconds, for five seconds at a time, so for all practical purposes you’ll always be drinking". In order to help illustrate just a few of the rules, we pasted two clearly inebriated dudes' faces onto clearly huge and fast dudes' bodies, so... enjoy!