Seeing how A) SD's favorite photo-posting meteorologist has had her baby, and can officially drink with no consequence again, and B) your memories of Cinco de Mayo usually end up cloudy anyway, we felt the day before America's favorite holiday Mexicans only vaguely celebrate was perfect to document our quest to find both the city's top five margaritas, and top one weatherwoman.

Which places have the best citrusy/salty libations? Is your favorite on the list? And if you do finally find her, will Chrissy Russo still be able to pull off backless tube tops? Find the answers to all those questions by clicking below.