Rumors The sports bar SOMA needs

Yes, the rumors are true about... um... Rumors: the brand-new "sports lounge" is opening Wednesday, and does boast a humongo perfect-for-sports-watching interior (120-person capacity, red leather booth seating, massive flatscreens galore), and perfect-for-bar-sports-playing furnishings like dart boards and a red pool table.

Expect stadium-approved comestibles like Loco Steak Tacos, Smoking Pig (pork belly), and Dogs In A Blanket, all of which can be washed down with any of their nine taps featuring the likes of Ranger IPA, and Newcastle, in which Rick might finally express his true feelings for Detective Beckett! This could be the week!!!!

They'll also be mixing up cocktails at the 20ft wooden bar like the Desert Heat (tequila, muddled cucumber, jalapeno, lime juice & simple syrup), the 1820 (rye, lemon juice, orange bitters & maraschino liqueur), and the dark orange bitters, pomegranate liqueur, and rye whiskey Rumors Has It Manhattan, which is sure to be Adele-icious part of your night. Yep.

What's more, they're rolling out a 4-8p happy hour with $3 beers, $4 wells, and a special shot/beer combo, though have too many of those and your night'll likely end with you in the corner playing in your pocket.