The Outside Lands Bar Crawl You have to do this before the festival. Have. To.

OUTSIDE LANDS!!! IT STARTS TOMORROW!!! Now, before you get too excited and go out and buy that vintage, beaded Cherokee headband, you need to remember one very important thing: beer is really expensive at OL.

Thankfully, you happen to subscribe to an extremely big-shoe-buying newsletter that assembled a pre-game-worthy bar crawl of six cheap-beer-equipped drinkstablishments (because who the hell knows where to go in the Sunset?) all literally right near the festival entrance.

And in true, extremely big-shoe-buying form, we plotted the bars start-to-finish on this sexy printable map with a handy, fun-to-peruse legend that'll tell you about important bar-stuffs (Sit-down Frogger! Beer flights! Smoking patios!). So print it out before you're surrounded by thousands of people and your phone doesn't work (remember Bay to Breakers?), start checking off bar crawl bars, and stop remembering one very important thing pretty much everything.