Because work is lame and watching March Madness on your muted work computer is even lamer, tell your boss you have "stomach issues" and watch it instead at The Office, a private, new party space from the guys behind Churchill stacked with more hoops amenities than the Western University Dolphins, from a 10'x5' men's basketball package-equipped projector screen to your very own fully stocked bar.
Book the just-in-time-for-the-tournament Office (because that's the only way you're getting in), and you and up to 99 people who didn't pick Valparaiso will enjoy:
Booze: Wallpapered with handwritten letters from WWI, The Office's drinking area features a hand-built walnut-topped bar that'll sling drinks from a high-end, 15-cocktail list that'll essentially be a Churchill/Bloodhound best-of, plus two taps with your choice of kegs, which'll definitely impress your Buds.
Food: Unlike downstairs, this event space actually rocks a fully stocked kitchen, meaning you can microwave a shload of pepperoni Hot Pockets for your guests, or if you don't feel like stepping up, just have their in-house caterer (a notable SF chef) put together a full menu.
Ambiance: The second-story shell looks a lot like the one below it, with the same masculine vibe save a ginormous floor-to-ceiling mural of a sunset-ing beach, which's still manly-ified with overlaid guns, Morse code, ship schematics, and
a black-light map of the Dharma Stations random mathematical scribblings.
Fun: They've also got audio hookups for DJs, amp plugins for live music, a shuffleboard table, private bathrooms (!), three TVs, and the aforementioned 10'x5' screen, capable of playing anything from a presentation off of a laptop, to Blu-ray DVDs, to an absolutely sick amount of sports.
Published: March 5, 2012 at 4:00am EST
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