Drink Pub Golf Crawl

Combining booze and golf better than even John Daly [editor's note: not possible], Pub Golf Crawl's a themed boozing event this Saturday in the Mission that starts at Mayhem (the clubhouse) where you and your buddies will arrive in awesome Payne Stewart attire (argyle, plaid pants, ridiculous hats, knee-high socks), check in with the "Cart Girl", then play nine holes (i.e. bars). Each bar (Homestead, Elixir, Gestault, etc.) features a different drink with a par assigned to it that equals the number of sips you're allowed to take to finish it, with a $50 Mayhem bar tab for the foursome with the lowest score.