Drink Cinco de Cinco

Given the surfeit of swill options available on America's most popular unofficial Mexican holiday, it's no surprise that what you drink and do on Cinco de Mayo often ends up a mystery. So, to honor that, we are, for the first time ever, publicly releasing The Great Margarita Mystery, a previously unpublished Hardy Boys adventure we found in the Thrillist Attic behind several Nerf Bow & Arrows, which features those intrepid (and now finally of-age!) boy sleuths touring sweet spots like The Saint, Carta De Oaxaca, etc, in search of the five best margaritas in The Town... and their father Fenton.