Johnny's Half Shell's New Patio Johnny's Half Shell's New Patio

$135K later, Johnny's 95-seat patio has massive, 30ft marble columns, a 14ft copper bar, a stone fire pit, and tables made from 100yr-old Virginia oak which you'll ruin w/ condensation rings from 10 new libations like the bourbon & cask rum "Dancing Pines Milk Punch", the "Negroni Cynar", and the grapefruit-infused vodka "Climate Change", which may or may not exist, despite being on the menu and clearly existing (all the science isn't in yet!).