| A famous Italian you've never heard of wins the Lifetime Achievement award |
The camera gets a shot of Nicholson sans sunglasses |
6+ people go onstage to accept a single award |
Dakota or Elle Fanning spotted not smiling |
The teleprompter accidentally shows up in a shot |
| A Britney joke is made, to cringing response |
The WGA gets props from more than 5 people |
The AMPTP gets props from anyone |
The Best Original Screenplay winner DOES NOT reference the strike |
Ellen Page brings Michael Cera as her date |
| An award winner forgets to thank their significant other |
Atonement gets shut out |
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More than 4 acceptance speeches are cut off by the music |
God is mentioned before a known Scientologist appears on stage |
| The RIP montage is longer than 5 minutes |
The first joke about how long the show is happens during the first 2 hours |
Will Ferrell and Jack Black sing a duet |
Someone over 50 mentions "YouTube" |
The Best Picture and Best Director winners are for different films |
| Casey Affleck is seated next to Ben |
Will Ferrell appears in Semi Pro outfit/afro |
Mention of Halle Berry being the first black woman to win Best Actress |
Someone makes reference to either "Friendo" or "Milkshake" |
Nip Slip |
Thrillist Oscar Bingo