| 6+ people go onstage to accept a single award |
Dakota or Elle Fanning spotted not smiling |
The teleprompter accidentally shows up in a shot |
A presenter mentions Bruce Vilanch |
A Britney joke is made, to cringing response |
| The Best Actress winner's from a movie no one in the room saw |
The Best Original Screenplay winner DOES NOT reference the strike |
Someone is in the bathroom when their name is announced |
"Juno" writer Diablo Cody's stripper past is alluded to |
Someone wears Javier Bardem's "No Country" haircut in a gag |
| Ellen Page brings Michael Cera as her date |
An award winner forgets to thank their significant other |
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An ad that first ran during the Super Bowl runs again |
The President of the Academy's speech is under 3 minutes |
| More than 4 acceptance speeches are cut off by the music |
During a production room shot, someone breaks the 4th wall and reacts to the camera |
The RIP montage is longer than 5 minutes |
The first joke about how long the show is happens during the first 2 hours |
A CGI character is a presenter |
| There's a Cloverfield hand-held camera gag |
Someone over 50 mentions "YouTube" |
The Best Picture winner features a moustachioed lead |
Casey Affleck is seated next to Ben |
Hal Holbrook's rocking ear hair |
Thrillist Oscar Bingo