| A presenter visibly wishes he could co-star opposite Anne Hathaway in a daringly realistic sex scene |
Someone attributes Egypt's revolution to The Social Network |
An actress hates on Natalie Portman for retaining her figure during pregnancy |
Terrible Jeff Bridges impression during a True Grit skit. Just terrible. |
Annette Bening, Julianne Moore praised for bravery/continued hotness |
| Christian Bale's gained most of the weight back |
Aron Ralston thrills crowd with one-handed award envelope opening |
Someone's impassioned mostly crazy political speech is cut off by music |
Colin Firth wins Best Actor and gives a typically dry English acceptance speech |
Someone references Christian Bale's ability to "become" whoever he's playing |
| The winner of the Best Foreign Film comes from a country we once totally pwned in war |
Mark Wahlberg's too wicked hard to smile on camera |
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Renee Zellwegger's face looks like she's been sucking lemons while the rest of her looks like she's been sucking down lemon meringue pies. |
Tom Cruise "caught" on camera in PDA with Katie Holmes. |
| Denzel Washington, Martin Scorsese, Tom Hanks, Ben Stiller, and John Travolta are all shown on screen at some point |
Someone makes a joke about Ricky Gervais making a joke |
Anna Hathaway wears blindingly red lipstick |
James Franco does a bit about getting his arm stuck in something |
Someone wins and makes a "is this all a dream" joke a la Inception |
| A winner in a category no one cares about starts crying |
Natalie Portman has her baby on the stage after winning |
The characters from Toy Story 3 present an award |
Samuel L. Jackson is taped laughing at someone’s misfortune while in a Kangol |
Zach Galifianakis presents an award between two ferns |