Thrillist Oscar Bingo

Dakota or Elle Fanning spotted not smiling The first joke about how long the show is happens during the first 2 hours A Britney joke is made, to cringing response Hal Holbrook's rocking ear hair The Best Actress winner's from a movie no one in the room saw
The teleprompter accidentally shows up in a shot 6+ people go onstage to accept a single award More than 4 acceptance speeches are cut off by the music The running team from Juno runs across the stage/appears in a gag. Someone makes reference to either "Friendo" or "Milkshake"
Casey Affleck is seated next to Ben The Best Picture and Best Director winners are for different films God is mentioned before a known Scientologist appears on stage When Harrison Ford presents, the band plays the Indiana Jones theme
Will Ferrell and Jack Black sing a duet Ellen Page brings Michael Cera as her date An ad that first ran during the Super Bowl runs again The WGA gets props from more than 5 people Nip Slip
During a production room shot, someone breaks the 4th wall and reacts to the camera Spielberg boycotts Juno is compared to Little Miss Sunshine The AMPTP gets props from anyone There's a Cloverfield hand-held camera gag
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