| A famous Italian you've never heard of wins the Lifetime Achievement award |
Dakota or Elle Fanning spotted not smiling |
The teleprompter accidentally shows up in a shot |
A presenter mentions Bruce Vilanch |
A Britney joke is made, to cringing response |
| The Best Actress winner's from a movie no one in the room saw |
The WGA gets props from more than 5 people |
The Best Original Screenplay winner DOES NOT reference the strike |
Someone is in the bathroom when their name is announced |
Someone wears Javier Bardem's "No Country" haircut in a gag |
| An award winner forgets to thank their significant other |
The President of the Academy's speech is under 3 minutes |
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The RIP montage is longer than 5 minutes |
A CGI character is a presenter |
| Someone over 50 mentions "YouTube" |
The Best Picture winner features a moustachioed lead |
When Harrison Ford presents, the band plays the Indiana Jones theme |
Casey Affleck is seated next to Ben |
Mention of Halle Berry being the first black woman to win Best Actress |
| Juno is compared to Little Miss Sunshine |
The running team from Juno runs across the stage/appears in a gag. |
Someone makes reference to either "Friendo" or "Milkshake" |
Nip Slip |
Hal Holbrook's rocking ear hair |
Thrillist Oscar Bingo