Head to Uniform for gratis UFO Hefeweizens, a DJ, and 20%-off new gear from the likes of Penguin, Loomstate, The Smooth Company, and Swiss-Army-knife-maker Victorinox, whose brand recognition means someone will almost certainly try de-scaling a fish on your stomach.

Party is closed to the misshapen public but open to aesthetically pleasing Thrillist subscribers. RSVP today to Gary@UniformBoston.com for admission.

The Boston-based t-shirters keep the "blood, knives, and horror" theme alive, augmenting a lineup that already includes razor-bladed candied apples and knifed eyeballs with action like a blinged out, bloodied vampire grill -- what's the point of living forever if you can't ice up dem bicuspids?

They've also got a hi-top with a bloody knife stuck through it! Check out all the designs at DancePartyMassacre.com

Proceed to Legal for a four-course craft brew dinner pairing beer-themed eats (lobster bratwurst, scallop sausage, beer-braised confit of duck) with beer-themed beers (Julius Echter, Duvel, Chimay Premiere Rouge) while an expert from the Craft Brewer's Guild discusses craft brewing trends -- mostly involving other craft brewers snoozing drunkenly through Guild meetings.

Reservations required, so peep the rest of the menu and sign up at October 28, 7-9 PM at Legal Seafood Prudential Center: 800 Boylston St, at Fairfield; Back Bay; 617.266.6800 | Website