Give her maximum rejuvenation for minimal cash by calling up Spa Newbury on December 14 or 21 to snag 50% off any Spa Service Gift Card over $50. Convince her they only do Brazilians, and it's almost like you've gifted yourself a pair of Jordan 1's and a paintball gun.

They've also got lots of massages involving chocolate! Check out all their goodness at SpaNewbury.com

Since you can't tell your girlfriend to dress better, get Crush's exquisitely tasteful owners to come to her abode, then ply her with champagne before throwing open her closet and gently consulting her on what she should toss, what can stay, and what additions could be made. Be sure to hide that Xena: Warrior Princess outfit under the bed beforehand, because you don't want them tossing your stuff.

No more velour tracksuits!

Sweet will design a dozen fancified cupcakes with your own custom image, logo, or whatever, then deliver them in a box with a ribbon and a gift card anywhere in Boston or C-bridge -- a delicious way to tell her that you care, or a thoughtful way to tell her you no longer care, but still don't want her to have to hit the store in order to drown her sorrows in sweet cream.

Salivate on your options at SweetCupcakes.com

Give her something that says, "I totally appreciate your art history minor" with a print from Good Shape Design, a collective that makes whimsical, bold, and colorful silkscreens with clever names like "Rising of the Setting Sun", "A Family of Hoots", and the most honestly named piece of art ever, "The Objective is Unclear".

They've also got one with Napoleon on it! Embrace the art at GoodShapeDesign.com