Hit LAB & Proletariat's one-night-only bash, featuring open bar and 100 pieces of art -- all $100 or less -- by locals & nationals like Kenji Nakayama, Evoker, Kerry Simon, and YouLoveNickZ -- in a disturbing coincidence, the same message scrawled on your younger sister's Trapper Keeper.

Remind yourself why, exactly, you love Nick Z at YouLoveNickZ.com

Snag these new AG slim, straight-leg jeans, washed using a "revolutionary technology" that replicates the natural aging that takes place over 3, 6, 16, 18, 20, even 25 years of wear (fine, but they certainly can't replicate your Crystal Pepsi stains. Or can they?).

Get back to the future at TheTannery.com

For the booze-loving outdoorsman, Motley's got black glass/pewter animal head shot glasses boxed in metal reusable cases, available in either bull, moose, rhino, stag (for stag parties!), and bear (for...bear parties!).

They've also got tons of other gift ideas at ShopMotley.com

This small Brimfield farm will deliver all sorts of aged natural beef (NY Sirloins, Flanken Short Ribs, Aged Ground Beef Patties, etc) direct from their cows to your buddies' doorsteps -- a solid gift for carnivorous friends, and an almost-certain re-gift for your token herbivore, who barely even touched last year's Barrel O' Suckling Pig.

Visualize the meatiness at RiverRockFarm.com