Boston

From the dude behind the PerkIsABeast blog, this tee showcases a sweet pic of our venerable C's pivot done in the Obama color scheme, because what everybody wants these days is a true centrist.

Starting at 5 PM, Feb 1, at BiNA Osteria: 581 Washington St, at Avery; Downtown Crossing; 617.956.0888

For $20 a head, BO's rocking an all-you-can-eat pig-infused fest on the most Super of Sundays, featuring eight different swine dishes like AZ's "huckin hot" ribs, bacon & egg pizza, and dip-able "pig chips" -- a name they hopefully won't adapt for their Super Cow Fest.

152 Brookline Ave, at Fullerton; Fenway; 617.266.6501

Before they get in their Spring lines, Therapy's taking 30% off everything in the store (Rag & Bone, Distilled, Ted Baker, etc), but is also adding an extra 15% off to Thrillist readers, because you're so handsome, well-spoken, and jobless.

1525 Washington St, at W Brookline; South End; 617.247.7747

Starting this Monday, the South End's late-night Italian haunt is offering a weekly half-off their entire wine list, amplifying the cunning brilliance of your "order the second-cheapest bottle" move.

5 Brookline St, at Mass; Central Square; 617.492.4792

Buckaroo's Mercantile has vintage paper motel bath mats from some of Boston's finest pay-by-the hour Moteleries, all in "near mint condition", because when you're up against the clock, you ain't about to spend your time running a bubble bath.