Just opened in the former Mojo Records spot, ABC's a friendly'd, exposed-brick-and-hardwood coffee shop showcasing independent roasters, snacks via Boston Baking, and soon, local fine art on the walls, live music acts, and free Wi-Fi, so you can stream bands that don't play in coffee houses.

Attack Somerville's standout art/furniture/gear purveyor to enjoy gratis booze, grub, a 20% discount, and the formidable ones-and-twos talents of DJ Hot Grits -- the lone standing member of the once-formidable Waffle House Hustlaz.

Instead of awkwardly showing up, RSVP to Jono@GrandTheStore.com or check the deets at GrandTheStore.com

The resto/lounge re-opened with new menu items (hot honey calamari w/ sriracha sauce, sake miso black cod, bananas foster bread pudding, etc), men's-parlor-plush banquettes, and recessed lighting, and also refurbished its exotic Purple Heart wood flooring to "re-capture its stunning natural purple hue", after it was seriously scarred jumping on a grenade.

Mentally consume the entire new menu at 33Restaurant.com

Although the Pats had to sit this Super Bowl out, re-live the good ol' days of viciously stealing other teams plays with this Tecmo Super Bowl re-creation of Vinatieri's SB 36 game winner in all its grandeur. All 8 bits of it.

Get reacquainted with the video game that ruined Steve Grogan's career at YouTube.com

Running exclusively this week and next, Fridays mean 50% off gift cards for "services only" -- allowing you to distance yourself from her reliance on baby-foreskin cuticle scrub.

Check the Y2k-era website at SpaNewbury.com