The List
Hump This, Indeed
50 Park Plaza, in the Boston Park Plaza Hotel and Towers; Back Bay; 617.262.3473
Perhaps inevitably, Toddy English's steakery has invented the A-Roid: a shot of El Mejor Tequila, served straight up w/ a "Performance-Enhancing Boost of Spicy Tomato Juice" (house-smoked tomatoes, tomato and lemon juice, Tabasco, jalapeños) served on the side in a "convenient syringe" (note: deal is BYO cousin).
It's like A-Rod, but cleverly inferring that he did steroids!This just-launched eats blog gives you the drop on Boston-based daily food specials via a map with the deets and the option of having said tip sent to your Google calendar, ensuring all your closest buddies know you're super excited about "What's the Scoop on Soup Night?".
There're, like, forty deals for tonight at HubEats.comAt LAB: 113 Brighton Ave, btw Harvard and Linden; Allston; 617.395.4330
LAB just got in the new hotness from Mishka, including two creepy eyeball-laden New Era caps, and a smattering of tees: several takes on their iconic bear logo, a crying Julius Caesar coin, and a hand-screened Frank Kozik print depicting a poster for a "punk show that may or may not have taken place sometime in the late nineties" -- if you went, we hope you had the time of your life.
Scope that freshness and all LAB's other new buyables at LAB-Boston.com94 Massachusetts Ave, at Newbury; Back Bay; 617.247.9922
Tuesdays, slide over to Match to get any of their mini beef burgers for one single dollar, like the classic cheese, BBQ beef brisket, or the spicy lamb burger w/ coriander, tomato, and yogurt relish, which unfortunately you can't substitute for pudding enjoyment.
Feel the "unpretentious yet hip vibe" at MatchBackBay.comIn honor of March Madness's slow creep into our souls, check out this six-minute reel of completely astounding 80s and 90s college buzzer beaters rife with Boston shout-outs, including two improbable shots from BC, a turnaround J from almost-Celt Len Bias, and "the drive" by C's GM Danny Ainge, whose last-second beater versus Notre Dame apparently convinced him his real calling would be hitting .220 lifetime for the Blue Jays.
Pray BC doesn't screw your entire bracket again this year at YouTube.com



