From two local guys who got their start by selling tees on the Cape, this recently dropped line of lightweight UV shades come in a whopping 16 colors (orange/white, purple/yellow, Carolina blue) and feature a handcrafted metal foil stick-figure company logo on the temples and "one-piece shield lens design", which they're only wearing because they're too fat to pull off a bikini.

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