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Earmark's Keep Calm Parody Cards

Amuse/offend your grandmother/newly wedded chum/pen pal with these deceptively classy printed cards from this Southwick company including ones reading "Keep Calm and Carry Guns", "Freak Out and Throw Stuff", and "Hang Out With Your Wang Out"... as if you had any other option.

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Earmark's Keep Calm Parody Cards (Emailed on September 30, 2009)

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