The Key Cocktail at Clink
The dream of every drink mixed in a hotel bar is to find its way into the livers of two starry-eyed people who'll promptly book a room and bang 'til 10 minutes before the end of Continental breakfast. Meet the beverage most likely to live this fantasy: the Key Cocktail at Clink.
Now on the menu for a cool $500, "The Key" provides for intricately staged impromptu romance with two cocktails, two oysters, and keys to a cunningly prepped guestroom at the Liberty. The action starts when you order: you and your lady-friend'll casually sip on Gran Patron Platinum drinks (Creole Shrub rum, lime, grapefruit) as the hotel staff quietly readies your room, lighting candles and setting up a stereo w/ mood music -- because all chicks are powerless against soft flickering flames, and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by Drowning Pool. Furthering the borderline-creepy sensuousness, inside you'll find the "Booty Parlor Intimacy Kit": massage oil, lubricant, a "vibrating couples ring", and an optimistic two condoms.
Because you never plan ahead, Clink's also provided Molton Brown toothbrush kits and automatic late (1pm) checkout, helping fulfill every danish's dream of you sleeping through the Continental breakfast.
