In honor of the Sox kicking off Opening Day, listen to chicken-loving hit maestro Wade Boggs up his metaphorical classiness with rationalization poetry like "the champagne was running off of my forehead like Niagara Falls".
He's so confident now, he doesn't even need to drink 38 beers on a five hour flight! See the myth at YouTube.com|
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