Spend your Saturday hepped up on Muscle Milk while watching the Bay State's most pumped up men, women, and teens valiantly compete in five categories of testosterone-testing events like stones over the bar, farmers walk, and odd object carry, which is slightly confusing considering cuckoo clocks aren't usually that heavy.

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You could totally bench press a Smart Car! See dudes tweaking out at Nastrongmaninc.com