10pm, Sat; 1625 Tremont St, btw Calumet & Francis; Mission Hill; 617.566.5958
Show off your best Bill Buckner -- or grab a fake ‘stache at the door -- at this one-night-only mustachioed 70s throwback party DJ-ed by Greg Teves where, it’s reported, “the tunes will be hot and the people will look like child rapists and Frenchmen” -- (Oui wee?).
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