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Thrillist BostonKeep track of your dwindling assets while scoping out the assets of hot women with this new app featuring a real-time stock index and aesthetically pleasing models, each of whom either puts on clothes as the market goes up, or strips down to their underwear as it tumbles -- soooo, go-go global economic crisis and extended financial meltdown!
Watch a demo video and openly cheer for a stock market crash at YouTube.com