Slop Pop
Thoreau said, "Simplify, simplify!", but he never did get around to saying what he actually did with all those sleeveless jean jackets. Providing the answer, Slop Pop.
In addition to hats/wallets, SP also cranks out grocery/beach shoulder bags; they also offer a one year warranty on every item in the collection and will even give you a discount if you cough up your old wallet as a trade in -- because sometimes, the best way to simplify is to cut your collection down to 19 velcro wallets.

