The Cars of Bahamas Speed Week Revival They're fast, you're furious you don't own them

Even though you’re not a multi-millionaire with a vintage race car collection (unless you're Jay Leno, in which case…stop reading this and biting our hilarious food puns for your monologue!), you can still act like one, namely by whiling the day away ogling our gallery of uber-whips instead of actually working.

So, strictly for your benefit, we jetted down to the Bahamas Speed Week Revival, a four-day-long car-stravaganza during which loads of loaded dudes tore through the sunny streets of Nassau in everything from a Maserati 450 S, to Jag E-Types, to Lotus racers. With racing legend Sir Stirling Moss (plus his wife, who’s pretty handy around the garage herself) presiding over everything, hills were climbed, trials were timed, only one priceless Vette ran into a wall, and everybody went home happy. And also, still very rich.