The Sea Lion Prototype Daniel Craig is going to sh*t himself

Because bridges are traffic-y, and BART is... um... urine-y, you need this: The Sea Lion Prototype, a built-from-scratch, one-of-a-kind Roger Moore-mobile that reaches 180mph on land and 45mph on... water (?!?), now available for purchase (and driving across the Bay) in Emeryville.

Built by an East Bay engineer who works at a showroom that specializes in craziness like this, this almost entirely aluminum Batmobile-pwner (which somehow comes with bike storage) is currently the world's fastest amphibious vehicle, plus it costs way less than you'd expect. What's more, it's actually real, and to prove it, we got our hands on a video of this thing totally dominating land, sea, and everything in between, so click below if you want to -- like that one dude on BART -- take a pee...k.